The weirdest picture I've ever seen.

Entertainment Weekly loves making lists these days, and the latest is “17 Characters Who Are Charming — But Deadly.”  Voldemort comes in as the last person on the list.  Does that mean he’s the most charming but deadly, or the least?  I can’t tell.

Anyway, here’s what they say about our favorite racist psychopathic dark wizard:

Known as the Dark Lord to those who dare not speak his name, this corrupted wizard represents ultimate evil in the world of J.K. Rowling’s magical books. And as played by the regal Ralph Fiennes — with childhood assists from young actors like Christian Clouson, Frank Dillane, and Fiennes’ own nephew, Hero Fiennes-Tiffin — it’s easy to see how Voldemort could seduce anyone to the dark side.

Yeah, Ralph Fiennes is really cool.  But not enough to convince me to fight for the dark side.  Gryffindor! Gryffindor!